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The Official Comedy Club

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Come join The Official Comedy Club for a fantastically, funny night of comedy performed by 3 top professional comedians on the circuit gracing The Comedy Club's stage, you know you're in for a fantastic night out!

There are three options of tickets; 2 course set meal & show for only £38.50 per person or just show with a table  at £20 per person. Or Row seating £10 per person located at the front by the stage 

Meal & Show 

Our delicious set two course meal is the perfect start to your evening of entertainment.  You will arrive at 7pm and seated in the grand Ballroom whereupon your pre-ordered two-course meal is served.  We will require your final menu choice 7 days in advance of the night.   The comedy show starts at approximately 9pm.   With table service to your candlelit tables, you can truly relax in the stylish surroundings while enjoying top quality comedy. A fabulous evening of laughter provided by 3 top professional comedians!

Show only

For show tickets you only have access to the Ballroom from 8.30pm with the show starting at 9pm.  Please be aware that for show only tickets you may be at a shared table.

 

 TICKETS

2 Course Meal and Comedy Show - £38.50 per person 

Comedy Show only with Table  - £20 per person

Comedy Show Row seating no table - £10

Prices above exclude Christmas Comedy Special 

Next Show 
2nd August

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ROGER MONKHOUSE

"His laconic delivery shields an engaging persona and an enquiring mind" - The Guardian

A consummate stand-up who employs a deadly combination of charm and menace to exert a masterful control over any audience. A highly original and quirky performer, Roger Monkhouse`s trademark stage-prowling style and curious, inimitable manner have established him as one of the hottest names on the comedy circuit. Supremely confident, with audience banter down to an art form, Roger is happy to improvise freely but has no shortage of first class material in his armoury. A master of observational comedy with a routine that is universally and unfailingly hysterical. A sought after compere and headliner across the UK and internationally.

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NEIL McFARLANE

BBC New Comedy Awards Semi Finalist

Neil started his comedy career in Scotland 14 years ago, where he remains a regular act at the highly-regarded Stand Comedy Clubs in Glasgow & Edinburgh.

He now performs in locations across the length and breadth of the British Isles, attracting widespread concern, and has also entertained international audiences in places as far-flung as Tenerife, Croatia, Serbia, Slovenia, Romania, the Czech Republic, the two Channel Islands you can actually get to, Florida, California and Kent.

Neil reached the Scottish regional final of the BBC New Comedy Awards in 2001, so technically that means he's been on the telly (for the 7 people who had BBC CHOICE at the time). If you really want to stretch the point, he's also been on '15 to 1' twice, and has the dubious honour of being the only contestant in the show's history to have been told off by William G. Stewart for slouching

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Alistair Barrie

'Excellent' - The Independent

Comedian, actor and writer Alistair Barrie is one of the most sought after performers on the international comedy circuit. He has worked throughout the UK and Ireland, as well as further afield in the States, Australia, Switzerland, The Netherlands, South Africa, Estonia, Mumbai, The Channel Islands, Antibes, Cyprus, Crete, Luxembourg, Qatar, Belgium, Prague, Dubai, Doha, Bahrain, Abu Dhabi, Norway, Hong Kong, Macau, Malta, Singapore, Indonesia, Kuala Lumpur, Egypt, Afghanistan, Hungary, Athens and Myanmar, on a ship in the North Sea and at the world's highest gig on top of a mountain in France.

Alistair is a core member of The Cutting Edge team at London's Comedy Store and has made numerous radio and television appearances around the world. A regular at corporate events and festivals, he has taken seven solo shows to the Edinburgh Festival - his 2012 show 'Urban Fogey' and 2015 show 'No More Stage Three' were both runner up for best show at the Fringe in the Amused Moose Laughter Awards.

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6th September

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Dave Chawner

"Thank goodness for Dave; he tells his invaluable story with humour and tongue in cheek charm…hilariously entertaining"

The Mail on Sunday

Dave's a number 1 best-selling author, award-winning stand up, presenter & mental health campaigner. Dave's 1st Edinburgh show, Normally Abnormal, sensitively used humour to explore his anorexic past. The show received critical acclaim, had sell-out shows and went on UK tour. As a result, the show was given an award by The UK's Eating Disorder Charity at The Houses Of Parliament in 2014. He's a stand-in for BBC's Mock The Week & Channel 4's Taskmaster, a regular Friday presenter on The Talk Radio Breakfast Show with Julia Hartley-Brewer and has appeared on BBC Breakfast, ITV's Lorraine, Jeremy Vine On 5, Radio 1, Radio 2 & Radio 4. Dave has written for National newspapers including The Guardian, The Telegraph and Metro as well as numerous magazines including Cosmopolitan, GQ​ and Men's Fitness.

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LATEEF LOVEJOY

Nominee BECA Awards Best Male Comedian

Lateef is an extremely gifted entertainer, who made his show business debut as a witty 12 year old on ITV's famous morning gameshow "Mousetrap". After that experience on the big screen he has never looked back. Not many performers can boast of having exceptional skills in all the main areas of the performing arts, lateef has these multi-faceted skills in abundance and makes wide use of these once on stage!

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Patrick Monahan

 

Winner of the 2011 ITV1 series ‘Show Me The Funny’

Audience favourite Patrick Monahan blends a high energy comedy style with hilarious and engaging topical and observational material. Known for working a room, Patrick is adored by his audiences with whom he makes an effortless connection! Early in 2014 Patrick took part in the hit family entertainment series ‘Splash!’ (ITV) and appeared on the brand new series of ‘Celebrity Squares’ (ITV).Winner of the 2011 ITV1 series ‘Show Me The Funny’ which led to the release of his debut DVD ‘Patrick Monahan Live’ (2 Entertain).Patrick is also a regular MC and headlining act at the top London and UK comedy clubs and in addition to this he is in huge demand on the corporate circuit as an after dinner speaker and awards host.

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Not the Next show, or the show after that but the Next Show After That...
4th October

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Karen Bayley

BBC New Comedy Awards Semi Finals BBC Choice BBC New Comedy Awards Showcase Finals BBC3 The Last Word ITV1 Sex on the Job Sky 1

Karen Bayley has a delightfully saucy, friendly and confident stage presence. Add her wit,  and infectious giggle along with devastating one-liners , this combined certainly makes her a huge force to be reckoned with .Bayley has been on the professional circuit now for over a decade, performing at only the best comedy clubs across the UK and beyond. Early in her career Karen picked up several awards reaching the final of the coveted BBC New Comedy Awards, and winner of the Komedia new act prize and also reached the finals of the BBC New Comedy Awards Showcase. Karen was also the first winner of the prestigious competition at the Comedy Store - King Gong. Most recently Karen has been supporting Joe Lycett on his UK tour.

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Mark Maier

Harry Hill the Movie, Dating the Enemy(ITV)  The Stand Up Show (BBC1), Rory Bremner Who Else (CH4)

Talented award-winning writer and stand-up, Mark Maier, is an established and highly sought after performer on both the national and international comedy circuits.He has worked the comedy clubs of Germany, Holland, Ireland, Hong Kong, The Bahamas, South Africa, Australia and New Zealand and has also appeared at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles and Caroline’s in New York .Amongst his many credits, Mark has taught and performed improvisation with Catherine Tate in London and has had a string of successful radio series, in which he was both writer and performer.

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Rudi Lickwood

Comic Relief (BBC), Show Me The Funny (ITV), MTV After-party Host, Funny Business Judge (BBC3), Banged Up Stand-up (BBC3), The Stand-up Show (ITV)

Rudi Lickwood is a comedian with a highly successful & long established career, spanning over 29 years starting out on the circuit as an Eddie Murphy impersonator in 1989. In this time Lickwood has performed at a variety of venues, settings and high profile events around the world. He is a true professional in bringing laughter to life. With a super confident playful personality oozing charisma, Rudi’s infectious charm has made him a desirable commodity. His set can be tailored to perform at any event, and has a fantastic track record in corporate hospitality having performed for Google, Cocca Cola & Heinz and numerous other blue chip companies.  Rudi’s achievements include earning his status in the ‘Black 100+’ awards for the greatest Black British Achievers, & picking up a BECA award for outstanding contribution to comedy.  He has also appeared on a variety of TV shows & media projects . Having worked closely with the Combined Forces Entertainment (CSE), Rudi has toured in Afghanistan, Iraq and Bosnia, keeping our troops entertained all over the world. A charming character, Rudi is loved wherever he performs

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Upcoming Shows...

 
2nd August
 
6th September
 
4th October
 
1st November

21st December



 

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1 High Street
The Royal Hotel
Southend on Sea
SS1 1JE

Please call 

01702 899222

To book your seats
or
info@royalhotelsouthend.com

 

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